Old 45s (Live in Portland)

Dudes'll step to you with a corny line
Asking for your name, saying, "What's your sign?"
You turn around like, "Boy, quit talking to me," huh, yeah
He could pick you up in a limousine
And you'd look back like, "What you mean?"
Just worry 'bout more important things
Boys are non-committal, always in the middle
(It bothers you a little, it bothers you a little) woo
Why can't we be like mom and dad? Ooh
You don't wanna settle, but didn't you get the memo?
(You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos)
This is enough to drive you mad
(Everybody, put your hands up)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and dance with me
Yeah
You're out of luck, or maybe out of touch
You only see schmucks and you really had enough
It's not adding up and you just don't understand, uh
A straight shooter, he's a straight shooter
Cut to the chase and he asked if he could do ya
P.S. he had a ring on his left hand
Boys are non-committal, always in the middle
It bothers you a little, bothers you a little
Why can't we be like mom and dad? Ooh
You don't wanna settle, but didn't you get the memo?
(You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos)
This is enough to drive you mad
(Put your hands up one more time)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and dance with me
(Wait a minute, are you alive?)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and dance with me
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back
(You know the words, right?)
Romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all
(Louder)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
(We're recording this show too)
(So this is gonna to be for the live album)
(So I wanna hear)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me
It all comes back to me, yeah
An old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel (one more time, let's go)
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and it all goes back, woo
If you think romance is dead and gone
Find an old jukebox full of 45s
Pop a nickel in it and dance with me