'Roni Got Me Stressed Out

I just looked inside the closet
The paper towel's running scarce
(Ooh, running scarce, running scarce)
Don't know what to do about it
But grocery stores done got me scared
(They got me scared, yeah)

I should probably place an order
I guess that's the best bet
(That's the best bet, ooh)
But deliveries are slower
Than Teddy Riley's internet
No disrespect

Every time I hear the news
I feel like I'm going berzerk
Everybody's talking shit
And all my friends are out of work
Will they ever find a cure?
Your guess is as good as mine
Will we tour before two-thousand twenty-nine?

Because
The Roni's got me stressed out
I think I need some help
The Roni's got me stressed out
I gotta take care of my mental health

I said
The Roni's got me stressed out
I think I need some help
Because
The Roni's got me stressed out
I gotta take care of my mental health

I bought a 2020 planner
I guess I'll throw it out
(Throw it out, you don't need it)
I never ever wanna remember
What this year was all about
(What it's all about)

I don't know what day it is
I thought we were still in March
Now my hair is looking crazy
And my skin is feeling harsh
When I'm out, and I hear a sneeze
I freak out and run back home
Someone get me Dr. Fauci on the phone

Because
The Roni's got me stressed out
I think I need some help
The Roni's got me stressed out
I gotta take care of my mental health

I said
The Roni's got me stressed out
I think I need some help
Because
The Roni's got me stressed out
I gotta take care of my mental health

Even though you're stressin' me
You won't get the best of me, oh no
Even though you're stressin' me
You won't get the best of me, oh no
Even though you're stressin' me
You won't get the best of me, oh no
Even though you're stressin' me
You won't get the best of me, oh no