Scentless Apprentice

[Verse 1]

Like most babies smell like butter

This one smelled like no other

He was born scentless and senseless

He was born a scentless apprentice

[Chorus]

Go away, go away, go away!

[Verse 2]

Every wet nurse refused to feed him

Electrolytes smell like semen

Promise not to sell your perfumed secrets

There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

[Chorus]

Go away, go away, go away!

[Verse 3]

Lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms

Leaked out gas and made into perfume

You can't fire me, because I quit

You can throw me in the fire, I won't throw a fit

[Outro]

Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away