LinkedIn Blues

I know she sees me, I know she judges me

I know she blanches, like I know everything

I know she thinks

I’m the guy who thinks he knows everything

I know she thinks

I’m the guy who thinks he’s here to judge everything

She’s so judgmental

She’s so afraid

She’s elemental

The sense of predation I represent

Is from the jungle

It’s from the jungle

We’rе animals in the land of LinkedIn

I know she wants to, not hеar this song played

At Target or in, the elevator to work

I know she’s had enough, of bullshit to put up

With from her boss, her Mom’s a jerk

I know she thinks

I’m the guy who thinks he knows everything

I know she thinks

I’m the guy who thinks he’s here to judge everything

It’s about forgiveness

Merci, your grace

It’s fundamental

All of us want it at the end of the day

It’s from the jungle

It’s from the jungle

We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

Come on, come on now

Come on, come on now

I don’t think I’m anything but me

Come on, come on now

Come on, come on now

I don’t think I’m anything but free

(Wow-za)

(Howl-za)

(How’s the weather over there?)

(Climate change was your fault!)

(Wow-za)

(Howl-za)

I’m on the Moon now

I’m on the Moon

It’s Judgment Day

For all the judgmental self-seers

It’s from the jungle

I’m from the jungle

We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

You heard God’s back in town now?

You should come, come over

Less judgmental than ever (sort of)?

You should come, come over

She’s so judgmental

She’s not afraid

She’s elemental

The sense of predation She represents

Is from the jungle

It’s from the jungle

We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

She’s so judgmental

She’s not afraid

She’s elemental

The sense of predation She represents

Is from the jungle

It’s from the jungle

We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

Oh, oh

You’ll be old someday

Oh, oh

And when you’re old, you’ll pray

It’s fundamental

It’s elemental

It’s from the jungle

Oh, oh

Oh, oh (howl)