Thomas Kinkade’s Grand Delusion

Thomas Kinkade
Drunk and painting pictures of Jesus in the rain
Painting pictures of his deranged faith
In the gospel of Thomas Kinkade

I know a place in the ruins we can play
Let's run amok like Thomas Kinkade
Let's fuck shit up like Thomas Kinkade
Artfully worthless, Thomas Kinkade
Red wine and Valium, Thomas Kinkade

Thomas Kinkade paints in his grand delusion
Canvasses gray and shows them to no one
And then to get paid he paints another Thomas Kinkade

I know a place where lightning never struck
All out of luck like Thomas Kinkade
The grave was empty, Thomas Kinkade
She's in the painting, Thomas Kinkade
Until the angels roll the stone away

Thomas Kinkade paints in his grand delusion, canvasses gray
Artfully hapless, are you Thomas Kinkade?
We all forgive you, Thomas Kinkade
One could buy Redemption, Thomas Kinkade
In his grand delusion
In his grand delusion