[Intro]
Yo
I don't know what was on y'all niggas' birds
To go up to the boat and start robbin' old folks
Now see, you done messed with the wrong old lady
You done went wild
Yo, check it
[Verse 1]
There was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve again
Dude that broke in my crib, it wasn't involvin' him
4 in the mornin', my phone ringin'
I'm thinkin' who the fuck is this on the other line screamin'?
Told em, "Geek down," but they was breathin' hard
It was my grandmother tellin' me that she had been robbed
I told her hold (Hold), tight (Tight), I'd be right over
Freezin', but this situation made the night colder
Knew this was the night (That what?), that she played poker
With some friends in a club at the boat, gettin' bub'
Said she seen these thugs on the boat for a while (Uh)
Not gamblin', but every now and then, they'd smile
Then blaow, they up mags
And told everybody, "Put your shit in the bag"
Made people strip naked quicker than a Luke record (What?)
Had the place took in a minute and some seconds
Asked her how many of it was 'em? (How many of it was 'em?)
Said she couldn't remember, she was spooked and buzzin'
Couldn't describe 'em 'cause it happened too fast (What?)
Said they looked like me with they pants hangin' off they ass
Got her some water and begin to think
How these niggas take her wig, her bracelet, and her mink?
Somebody 'round the crib know the deal (Uh)
Whoever did it better have Blue Shield for real
'Cause, yo, it's the big payback
[Interlude]
Yeah
Huh (What?)
Big uh, it's the big what? Come on
Yeah, uh, yeah
Gots to get back
Yeah
Yo
[Verse 2]
Later that day, I went to the shop to see what was up
Them niggas probably knew somethin', plus I needed a cut
Walked in, they was playin' Jigga
Discussin' how Da Brat titties done got bigger
These niggas next to me was talkin' 'bout the heist
Whoever did it even got Jordan for his ice
Said that it was done so precise, the cops ain't know nothin'
Had to use all my might not to ask no questions
Put down the magazine, went to the pop machine
Noticin' these cats had the bling-bling
They wouldn't be talkin' if they did it, it could be they team
A week ago, neither one of these niggas had a ring
This hype came in sellin' CDs, said the BDs
Was braggin' 'bout a robbery they had done
By now, I'm thinkin' 'bout my gun
If I see gramp's bracelet, I'ma play racist (And what?)
And make niggas run, it's the big payback
[Interlude]
Yeah
What?
Got to get back, what?
It's the big payback, what? What? Yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
It's the big payback (Yeah), uh, uh, uh
Rush it, yeah
[Verse 3]
My imagination roamed as I got in the chair
Thinkin' when shit went down, I wish I was there
Fuckin' with fam, who you are, I don't care
Have your guys pourin' liquor with your name in they swear
These chicks claim they was there, knew the niggas who done it
Said it was Smoke and them from the Wild 100s
Eight million stories got me runnin' in place, it's gettin' tricky (Like who?)
Like dude that do drum and bass
There was an air in the place that made me suspicious
Normally, they'd be talkin' like bitches
My barber cut me with a quickness (What?)
Asked him where he got the new bracelet, he said it was his sister's
I knew then, what made it official
He gave me my change, the money clip had gramp's initials (Come on)
As I whooped his ass up, six niggas masked up
Pulled up in a Cadillac truck
[Outro]
We have an arson, three-alarm fire, murder, and a possible homicide
The building is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop"
There are six unidentified bodies in the building, they are all presumed dead
I repeat, they are all presumed dead
However, there are no suspects, I repeat, the subjects are at large
We might need some backup
Inform O'Malley that we need backup, over
The skit definitely needs more siren added to it
Plus a new writer for the script, thank you
Someone get Prince Paul on the phone please
Thank you
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