Bob Barker

[Intro]

(Caaaatfiiiish)

[Verse 1: Yelawolf]

Let me take a minute and stroll around

Come back to the booth like a pit bull with a frown (Woof)

Competitive and poetic forget it I'm ahead of it I'm celibate like I ain't fucking around (Yeah)

It's a part of my human nature

I'm cooking up baby lift your plate up

Words flying off of the trees like dry leaves in a breeze

You might have to pick a rake up

I once met a girl at the airport in some Air Forces and a bag of Hot Cheetos

She had an ego

Pulling a Louis Vuitto

Hotter than jalapeños and bean burritos

She stuck her nose up when I approached her than I got closer

Don't you need a drink though?

30 minutеs later she pulling out her phonе giving me a freak show

Well, ain't that neato?

What's in a name?

What's in a name?

Well, everything when you're Michael Wayne

Helicopter airplane train

Yeah motorcycle chain

Motherfucking box frame

I came, I saw, I lean

On the wall watched ya'll pitfall

From the sticks I crawl

To the ball in my hand

I'm saying

From the left field Gary Sheffield

And just like him I'll be a hall of famer

Look I ain't scared dont make me call my angels

You'll be horizontal

Eyeball to ankles

[Verse 2: Cowboy Killer]

Decked out in camouflage ya'll can't see me

Dipped off in a big Dodge Cowbeezy

Bad lil thot she a vibe come see me

She want it right now she needy

Jumping in the pussy like Cowabunga

Hope you get offended by the way I'm stunting

Won't dive in if I ain't got no rubber

We came from the bottom of the rubble

If they hating on me then it's fuck em

She a freak a show I'm lethal

Sitting on a couple of heaters that would change your demeanor put you down in the Fetal and you'll never recover

Somebody roll the marijuana

Blowing out your speakers

Nirvana

These hoes simple

Gucci Prada

Put it in her mouth

My enchilada

Still hung over from the movie last night

Yeah I'm winning damn right

I'm about to lay the pipe in a little shawty that came from the west

She flew to the east to see how I really live life

Me and Catfish like chicken fried rice

If you want it you could get it on site

Used to slaughter pigs so if rap didn't work it was back to the pen

But I didn't think twice

[Chorus]

Ouuu, I been on my shit all night

Tell me do you wanna roll the dice

Only pull up if the price is right

Yeah, Bob Barker

Yeah, Bob Barker

Yeah, Bob Barker

[Verse 3: Yelawolf & Cowboy Killer]

I got her hotter than a kerosene heater

Like a preacher

Made her a believer

Put her in a two seater

Twenty minutes she was yelling with her feet up

Sick in the head

Beat the pussy to death

Put it to bed

Give me the check

Let her swipe my visa

I'm a geezer

Old school I tease ya

Leave ya with a wet muff

Leave it to beaver

Or swipe the Amex if the price is right I might snap your spandex

Prophylactics popped off the hotel dresser

I'm a mess yeah popped a Xanax

We ain't even danced yet

You ain't even a fan yet

Girl, where's ya mans at?

I don't know but if I had her to myself I'd take her back to the shack into the bus

Where my band's at

[Chorus]

Ouuu, I been on my shit all night

Tell me do you wanna roll the dice

Only pull up if the price is right

Yeah, Bob Barker

Yeah, Bob Barker

Yeah, Bob Barker