The San Bernardino Boy

[Intro]

In his underwear

Playin' in that dirty air

And his daddy's in the Chino jail

He'll grow up to be dumb as dirt by 23

With the county sheriff on his trail

[Chorus 1]

714 who's that knockin' on my door?

It's the San Bernardino Boy

909 everybody hide

It's the San Bernardino Boy

[Verse 1]

I seen him over by the keg

Dancin' on his broken leg

Blisters risin' on his sunburned hide

Later on tonight

He's startin' up a fight

'Til those billy clubs commence to wail

[Chorus 2]

714 who's that knockin' on my door?

It's the San Bernardino Boy

909 somebody kill those lights

It's the San Bernardino Boy

Take it home

[Chorus 2]

[Verse 2]

In his rusty old Trans-Am

One-hitter in his hand

He's crankin' up that Back in Black

There's his mother's on the stairs

She offers up a prayer for those brain cells that ain't comin' back

[Chorus 2]

Well it's the San Bernardino Boy

It's the San Bernardino Boy

It's the San Bernardino Boy

It's the San Bernardino Boy

The San Bernardino Boy