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Crazy Town – 99 Bottles (2024) | Track profile | Dork

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Crazy Town
Flirting With Disaster EP
99 Bottles

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99 Bottles

Release date: 14th February 2024

From Flirting With Disaster EP

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About This Track

"99 Bottles" is a track by Crazy Town, from the album Flirting With Disaster EP, released 14th February 2024. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Crazy Town

Crazy Town

Lyrics

99 Bottles

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all

Counting the clock, the clock keeps tickin'

That 9 to 5 I gotta fuckin' work for a living

The same routine, the same chair I sit in

The same routine starts to feel like prison

I'm just another slave of your everyday (fuck that)

I love my job so much I should probably quit

Fuck my bosses cheatin' wife and his ugly kids

All work no play, that's no way to live

No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage

Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya

Fuck you! Have a nice day

All I needs a cold brew and a juke box

Smokes, and a few shots

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

Last call, last call, last call

Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!

Come on! What you got?

One or two brews and I feel all right

Two or three brews enjoy the ride

Three or four more wouldn't let me drive

Cause I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried

See I try to get mine, no time to act grownup

See I try to go nuts like cops do for doughnuts

See I bought that hot girl a vodka and soda

Walk up to the bartender, this is a holdup

No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage

Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya

Fuck you! Have a nice day

All I needs a cold brew and a juke box

Smokes, and a few shots

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

Last call, last call, last call

People say I got a drinking problem

But let's make one thing perfectly clear

I got no problem with drinking

Are you with me?

Are you fucking with me?

Let's gooooo!

Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!

Come on! What you got?!

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

99 bottles of beer on the wall

Last call, last call, last call

Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!

Come on! What you got?!

What you got?!

What you got?!

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

Track details

From Flirting With Disaster EP

2024

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Album

Flirting With Disaster EP

Release year

2024

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