Real Thing

[Verse 1: B-Real]

It's time I came to get mine

Runnin through the hoods with the hand on the nine

Why do the pigs come

Bring your ass on

Cross the line so I can get the blast on

Oh shit I'm empty but I've got a shank to the side

So don't even tempt me

Runnin the program

Cypress Hill on the real

With the Pearl Jam and I'm packing the steel

Don't come my way 'cause it only takes one minute

To reach for the AK then why what you gonna do now

Nowhere to run when my dog's on the prowl

Growling howling, give it up punk

You might wanna throw the towel in

I'm not doing the ill thing

'Cause ain't nothing like the real thing

[Hook]

It ain't nothing like the real thing

It ain't nothing but the real

It ain't nothing like the real thing

It ain't nothing but the Hill

[Verse 2: Sen Dog]

Keep me a tazer up in the blazer

And a black nine by the waistline

Never know when someone will test ya

Let you know I got mine by my body, yes y'all

I'm the victim that became the attacker

Have my little friend waitin' for the carjacker

That I won't do anything for the looper

When I've reached the Hill I strap when I swoop

[Verse 3: B-Real]

Click click bang bang

'Cause it ain't no thang when I hang with Stone

And I kick that funky slang

You've got to do the funk when I've got to do the ill thing

Cuz ain't nothing like the real thing