Close Talker

[Skit: CZARFACE + MF DOOM]

Hey, there, you—in the Metal. What's your name?

DOOM. Shit. 

DOOM? Mmmm—I like it. I'm CZARFACE. I know a guy who can change your life. 

Who?

Me!

Ten feet, nigga. 

Sometimes, hearin' in this helmet's hard, it's made me a close talker. 

My space, yo. 

What do ya say we do a little team-up?

What?

Ya know, a team-up—like Spidey and The Torch, Hawk and Animal, 7L and—umm, uhh—

Play your position. 

Well, my position is hero, and—stop me if you've heard this one—every hero needs a—Villain. 

That's right. 

Hahaha. 

A villain!