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D Double E

Flatmate

Release date: 31st August 2018

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About This Track

"Flatmate" is a track by D Double E, from the album Jackuum!, released 31st August 2018. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

D Double E

D Double E

Lyrics

Flatmate

[Intro]

Swifta production!

Oh my word

Bidi-bap-bap...

[Chorus]

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

WASTEMAN!

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about-

Yeah, I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

Ooh ooh!

WASTEMAN!

[Verse 1]

If you wanna stop me, you're gonna have to pop me

Not gonna stop 'til I get my way

Nah, none of these man can get in my way, anyway

Gonna have to hope and pray, 'cause I fire like a MAC-10 and an AK

When I open my mouth with bare tings to say

Make a man go home feeling a way

Yeah blud

I just keep it moving from day to day

But you never know trouble might come my-

But you never know trouble might come my way

I might lick a man down and hit the high-

I might lick a man down and hit the highway

Like, nobody move until I say

Not going anywhere until I get paid

Oh my word!

[Chorus]

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

WASTEMAN!

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about-

Yeah, I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

WASTEMAN! What?

[Verse 2]

I'll put 2 in your hoodie, blud

Over your body, dance and boogie, blud

Diss me, how bloody well could he, blud?

Diss me, how bloody well could he?

On this ting and I'm on this fully

Yeah, I will stand up to a bully like

Yeah, I will stand up to a bully cah'

I got the ting and it's loaded fully

Aim for the headtop, aim for the woolly

BLAT!

Drive off and spark my zoogie

Spark my zoogie, blud

Told you before, I'm no goodie-goodie, blud

Told you before, I'm no goodie-goodie, blud

Bidi-bap-bap

[Chorus]

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

[Verse 3]

BLAT!

Man will jump in the whip and BLAT!

Do 120 on the road and that

Man will do 120 on the road and that

I'm coming blud

Get there in a flash

Yeah man will get there in a flash

'Cause I want my money and I want my-

Yeah I want my money and I want my cash

Pulled up and I nearly crashed

Couple of the mandem got whiplash

Sorry about that, I'm angry and gassed

Sorry about that, I'm angry and gassed

Got my mash from under the dash

Cah' them man are talking trash

We'll see about that, we'll see about that

Cah' now I'm outside the yard and that

I'm here blud!

[Chorus]

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

WASTEMAN!

It's that mate

I will come to your yard to your flatmate

Lick down you, and your flatmate

Can't get away 'cause your tyre's flat, mate

I done it, what you gonna do about-

Yeah, I done it, what you gonna do about that mate?

Who's this saying that you're gonna jack me?

Nah, I don't know about that mate

Ooh ooh!

WASTEMAN!

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Track details

From Jackuum!

2018
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Jackuum!
Jackuum!
D Double E
Release year
2018
  1. —Out 'n' About (Skit)
  2. —Natural Organic
  3. —Back In The Day (Stormin Skit)
  4. —Flatmate
  5. —Jackuum FM Intro
  6. —Lyrical Hypnosis
  7. —Live Tonight
  8. —Lookman
  9. —Money Back
  10. —Shenanigans
  11. —Special Delivery
  12. —Unda Obo (Skit)
  13. —Schoolin'
  14. —Bark It
  15. —Seeing Double
  16. —Dem Man Dere
  17. —Trippin'
  18. —Jackuum Freestyle
  19. —Back Then
  20. —Better Than The Rest
  21. —Nang

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