One Tequila

I've been known to drink a beer or two

And I can handle whiskey ninety proof

I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet

But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid

Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine

But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more

Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I might end up in a Tijuana jail

Oh and I think it's table left and up of ale

Cannonball into a neighbor's pool without a stitch of clothes

But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin to offer up some espanol

Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine

But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more

Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I'll be glad to pour for all you senioritas

I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita

Cause with one tequila, please pass me the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole world's a friend of mine

But with three tequilas my legs won't work no more

Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila door

Somebody take me home

Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab