Deep Ass Shit (You'll Get It When You're High)

[Heems]

This is some technique rap

It could be some stoner rap

Tried it a party and it was my thing

Paranoid, self-consciousness is my thing

Greedheads and weed heads

Self-anointed street cred

Emaciated fools look at us and know that we fed

Weed edge

It ain't a hobby, dude, it's a lifestyle

Rap songs about weed, yo that's type-wild

Goo so green, it look like Nickelodeon Gak

I'm in a Cineplex Odeon burning in the back

Listening to Burning Spear

Taking trips to Burning Man

Told my dude I'd call him back when I'm done with burning, man

Burnt after reading the script for Burn After Reading

You say it's addictive, I say that's misleading

Lampin the basement, lamps for cross-breeding

Got a day job, I'll dirt, water, and feed them

Afgooey? My uncle's an Afghan

Light-skinned Hindu, dude, a real man's man

Yeah he grow that gan-gan

Right next to the poppies

Papi, I caught a whiff quick and tried to cop me

Uncloneable shit, that mean you can't copy

Then I broke bread, ate my lamb mad sloppily

Eyes slanted cuz of Afghan goo

Afghan Goo for Himanshu

Afgooey

Oowee oowee oowee

Oowee oowee oowee

Oowee oowee oowee oowee

[Kool AD]

Afgooey

Oowee oowee oowee

Was finna go out then I watched two movies

Now I'm... feelin pretty groovy

Probably finna get a snack like Scooby

Woooowww

This is silly dumb shit

Was it really one hit?

Now my mouth drier than a nun's tit

Aw duggunit

Those two zooted motherfuckers gone done it

Afgooey

Oowee oowee owee

Sticky icky icky

Vicky Vicky Vicky

V-A-Z-Q-U-E-Z, believe me

I make these stupid ass raps look easy

Yeahhhh

Weed marijuana cannabis pot

I like to smoke pot

Cheeba weed

Oh wait, I already said weed

Shoutout to my girl Marisol, she love weed

Heh

Alright see you guys laaater

And im out

[Pitch shifted]

Ayo, what happened to peace?

[Kool AD & pitch-shifted voice]

PEACE!

[A conversation between three kids explaining the effects of smoking marijuana]

You’re smoking, right? (Riiight.) Okay and then once you keep on t- you know, once it starts kicking in, you start laughing, right? You start laughing, and then, and then you start, you start feeling really really good. And, and then you think of the shit you never thought of. You think of the things that you don’t even think of. (Mhm.) Like, like the thing I told you about when my friend told me that deep ass shit that, that, what if life was the blink of an eye? What if this is the blink of an eye and we’re already, like, dead? (What the fuck? That doesn’t make sense either!) You’ll get it when you’re high!

[Noooo I, I, I GET it. I… It’s not supposed to make sense. You’re just supposed to be like “What the fuck?”] (“What the fuck, what the fuck?” Exactly!) Exactly! (WTF, WTF.) Nah, nah, nah, no empieces. {“Don’t start,” in Spanish.}

So yeah, that’s what happens

And then the whole rest of the day you’re fucking laughing