Hey, You Never Know

I'm laying naked with ya after making love

I caught a cold, I barely made it home

You say you love me only I felt no pain

And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain

Seen it on a billboard

And I believe it's so

It said, "The only thing you know for certain

Is 'Hey, you never know'."

Aww, you just never know

Aww, no matter now

My friend Jerry's feet are achin', says he's hittin' bottom

Says it's a sex problem, he told me so

I told him "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin', buddy

It's stayin' up all night and lookin' for it makes you slow."

Want some advice

And it's free for a reason you know

They say you only live twice

I say, "Hey, you never know."

And the hula girls go

(Ahh) You never

(Ahh) You never, never

(Ahh) You never know

(Ahh) You never

(Ahh) I say you never, never

(Ahh) You never know

I make suggestions honey, you make the choices

Your Kodak moment's comin', I'll keep the motor runnin'

I stand corrected baby, I'm hearin' voices, honey

You got my engines hummin' and now I'm really runnin'

Right up your driveway sayin' hide in your hole

I'm on cruise control

And if they're sayin' that we're crazy

Well, hey, you never know

There go them hula girls again

(Ahh) You never

(Ahh) You never, never

(Ahh) You never know

(Ahh) You never

(Ahh) I say you never, never

(Ahh) You never know

You never know

You never, never

You never know