Hallelujah (Shrek Retold Version)

[Intro Skit]

David: "Shrek, the only you're gonna learn is to admit to your faults. And you got to not get control of your temper. Just learn to be cool, like the snow on the mountains; like the cold weather; like the air conditioner, a-air conditionin' in your hear- in your house. And you can do it. I saw you have so much victory and so much, on-on your many Shrek cartoons."

[Verse 1]

I heard there was a secret choir

That David played, and pleased the Lord

But I didn't know really

Do you care for the music, do you?

It goes like this, a fourth, a fifth

A minor fall, a major lift

A baffled king composing "Hallelujah"

[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Verse 2]

Maybe I've been here before

I knew this room, I walked this floor

I used to live alone before I knew you

I've seen the flag on the marble arch

I love not the victory march

A cold and broken Hallelujah

[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Verse 3]

And all I've ever learned from love

Was how to shoot somebody that outdrew you

Maybe not a cry is ever heard at night

It's somebody who's seen in the light

A cold and broken Hallelujah

[Chorus]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Outro Skit]

David: "They love you, and they know that's not the real you. They know you can overcome your faults and your anger and your misunderstandings. And Donkey really loves you, he really cares about you. He's a brother of love."

Shrek: "I'm sorry for what I did, I was-just lost my temper. I wanna let that Donkey know, and I wanna let my sweet girlfriend, my wife that became a Shrek from a human, I'm sorry and it won't happen again."

David: "Go get that woman you love, Shrek!"

Shrek: "I will, I will, I will! I can't wait to see her! I love my wo-wife better than any sweet ice cream or any [?] I've ever had. I love my lady Shrek! I hope you find someone too, Dave."