Mister Los Angeles

[Verse 1]

My trainer tells his clients he's a shaman

We smoke some DMT before we bench

My diet's strictly protein shakes and ramen

So we make sure to purge after we stretch

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true

Out on the bleeding edge of fashion

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you

This is where the magic happens

[Verse 2]

My therapist confirms that I'm a victim

It's everyone around me that is bad

Using words like "toxic" and "intеntions"

And every session еnds with "this was rad"

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true

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I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you

This is where the magic happens

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah

[Verse 3]

I just booked a Taco Bell commercial

I eat a bag of cheese without my hands

My agent thinks it's slightly controversial

It's not great for the image of my band

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true

Behind every good man, there's a mansion

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you

This is where the magic happens

[Verse 4]

I have a friend who wouldn't name his children

He says that it requires their consent

The oldest says he likes to go by "kitchen"

The baby thinks her name is "made a mess"

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true

The only way to make it here is Fountain

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you

This is where the magic happens

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true

Where every vegan sleeps in sheets of satin

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you

This is where the magic happens