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We've been talking about 'cool' and its uh ramifications, and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now, of the opposite of cool - 'uncool', just exactly what is 'uncool'?

Yeah, well we have some thoughts on that, uh...

It's uncool to claim you used to roam with Bert or that you have Bert's accs

And, you know, it's even less cool to ask "Who is Bert?"

It-it-it's uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change

And uh it uh... It-it's uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist, uncool for the whole family

You know, it's uncool to buddy with a known fink

And it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your pad as a forwarding address for packages from Mexico

You know and it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset, you know

Unless you should be wearing shades after sunset

You know, in which case it is uncool to take them off