Skit

[Intro]

I love you

Excuse me, say what?

We'll be right back after this commercial break

[Skit]

Are you fucking kidding me?

I know this episode not 'bout to end like that

He not gon' say it back

He not, like he didn't, like

She looked him dead in his face and he didn't say nothin' back

She shouldn't have said that shit, bro

She had to, like, look at everything he was saying to her, like (I'm guaranteein', the next episode, he ain't gon' say nothin' 'bout nothin')

And then she opened her heart and shit, like

All niggas are the same, bruh

Like, they don't care about that love shit, bruh

They want, they see a girl, they wanna fu—

I-Initial reaction is "She fine, I wanna fuck," and—

I mean, girls have that same reaction too but at the same time

You can't be tellin' me all this shit like, "Oh, we're so compatible"

And, "Oh," you know, "My spirit brought us together, la-la-la"

This, that, and the third, and then when I say, "I love you,"

Now you confused and you don't know where it's comin' from

But he tryn', he was doin' that just to, just to hit

That's so fucked up

He not really tryna love, like, he doin' it for the pussy

That's a part of it, but like

It's the whole concept of it

So you only stickin' 'round for the pussy? Yes

Oh my God, like, get out, like, man, look, man (What?)

Ayy, hol' on, hol' on, it's comin' back on, I think it's the next one, oh, yeah, it's the next one, come on

Fuck this show, man, I'm tryna fuck on some', for sure, I'm tryna, you know what I'm sayin'?

Shh, it's comin' back on, okay, chill

Ayy, shawty, you talkin' way too much, this shit 'bout to come back on, just, uh-uh-uh, chill, chill

I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'

Get off your phone real quick, it comin' back on

You wathin' your phone, come get off the 'Gram