Backfired

Backfired
Your plan, your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan 
backfired in your face

You came into my life to test me
Your diplomatic drag depressed me
The glitter in your eyes undressed me

You were polished slick
Really thick
Wasting time 
dropping lines 
like "I could get you into movies"

But we would up at HoJo's 
for hamburgers to go!

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan 
backfired in your face

To steal my mind was your objective
The way you spoke was too aggressive
The silly jokes were not impressive

Like "a traveling salesman met..."
"Farmer with three daughters", yet!
All the quips were so suggestive

Then we ran down to HoJo's 
for hamburgers to go!

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan 
backfired in your face

Well, come here my little dear
I've got what it takes
Give me just what I want 
and I'll give you a break
Well, don't slip on your lips 
'cause you're talking so fast
Buying for first
crying for last
Well come on my little lady
don't shoot me down
I've got strong connections 
all over town
Just drop to a dead stop
What?

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired 

You were polished slick. Really thick
Wasting time dropping lines
Backfired
"A traveling salesman met..."
"a farmer with three daughters", yet!
Backfired
Backfired
Backfired
Your plan backfired
Too bad

You better back up fast and head out west
You may still collect
Backfired

Well, come here my little dear
I've got what it takes
Give me just what I want 
and I'll give you a break
Well, don't slip on your lips 
'cause you're talking so fast
Buying for first
crying for last
Well come on my little lady
don't shoot me down
I've got strong connections 
all over town
Just drop to a dead stop