Portable Door

[Verse 1]

When it came to me one day in Jerksville

Man, I was right on the edge

That jacket’s too small for a man of your size

And those socks are too big for your head

[Chorus]

My eyes glaze at whatever you say

But I’m listening, do tell me more

It goes under the bridge, right over my head

And out through my portable door

[Verse 2]

I was trapped in a dire situation

Between reason and someone-in-law

The winner takes all and runs off with the ball

Nothing could pleasure me more

[Chorus]

Times were, I’d have spoken my piece

For a minute or two held the floor

But I can’t get a word in so here I am hurtling

Right out through my portable door

[Guitar Solo]

[Organ Solo]

[Chorus]

The jabbering’s hurting my brain cell so bad

For once in my life I am bored

The public house beckons, I follow the call

And slip in through my portable door

[Verse 3]

The unlikely event came upon me

I wasn’t prepared for the shock

Once round my neck and twice round the deck

And the rest disappeared up the block

[Chorus]

So here we are and everything’s changed

Faster than ever before

You gotta be jokin’, man what are you smoking

Blow it out through my portable door