Cake and eggs

Well Heaven's a beach

Just you and me

Laying in a bed of sand

With a blanket and a cooler

And a 12 inch ruler

Try to catch us if you can

Life is a party

And you can cry if you want to

But you're the only invitee

Sometimes it's cake

Sometimes it's eggs

But your the only thing I eat

And you can count on me

When your in a jam and you need a hand I'm free

When your in jail and can't make bail

I've got the money

People come and people go

Nothing ever stays the same

But the only thing that'll never change

Is that your always on my brain

And this old house

Could fall down

And the town could bottom out

But I don't care

If I had you dear-we'll do our lovin' somewhere else

You can count on me

When your in a jam and you need a hand I'm free

When your in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money

Foot massage, mowing the lawn

Any little thing you want

I'd do it in an instant

For gravy and biscuits

So baby, turn that oven on

You can count on me

When your in a jam and you need a hand I'm free

When you're in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money