It's Not Always Funny

The touch of your eyes putting on my shoes
Seems unaware
Shaves my wife's wig off
Without a care, then plays with my hotel
Oh, well

Over and over, it's gonna be a drag
Something's in the air
Not a word between us
Are you still there?
It's last call in Hell
Won't you stay for a spell?

'Cause it's not always funny, baby
But I hope that you don't mind
When I tell you that it sure is sometimes

They say it's so very wonderful
Time gets stuck in your face
Over and over, down the rabbit hole
Or whatever the case
Either way it's true
Still don't know what to do

I came to see the sights, not to find me lurking
In some fancy shop
Love to tell you my name but been here so long
Seems I forgot
Close your eyes
Double the price

'Cause it's not always funny, baby
But I hope that you don't mind
When I tell you that it sure is sometimes

You know it is sometimes
You know it is sometimes
It is sometimes
You know it is sometimes
It is sometimes