ZTO

[Part I]

[Intro: Choir & ZILTOID]

Ziltoid!

(Ah!)

Ziltoid, Ziltoid!

Ziltoid the Omniscient

Ziltoid, Ziltoid!

(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, ah-oh, oh-oh-ah, oh-ah)

(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, ah-oh, oh-oh-ah, oh-ah)

(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, ah-oh, oh-oh-ah, oh-ah)

(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, ah-oh, oh-oh-ah, oh-ah)

Ziltoid the Omniscient (Yes)

[Part II]

[ZILTOID, spoken]

Greetings, humans, I am Ziltoid the Omniscient

I have come from far across the omniverse

You shall fetch me your universe's ultimate cup of coffee

Black!

You have five Earth minutes, make it perfect!