Freestyle

All eyes on the team like we live in Big Brother

Don't like me? Then suck your mum's mother

My bars are hard like Giggs' front cover

And after I'm gone there'll never be another (never)

Cause I'm a grime MC

And I'll still got mainstream music down to a T

No one in the scene's as rowdy as me

Get burnt to 1000 degrees, then shipped to Calcutta

You'll face deportation

Escorted to hell by four freemasons

Left 24 hours a day

In a cell in the shadows with Freddy and Jason

I don't know who they think that they're facing

I'm like dark man, I'm faceless

OT start mosh pits in the rave

And if you don't believe me, ask Chase & Status

But this year, I'm changing my status

I can see cracks in the game like craters

And when I get a chance to make money

I don't think twice like hungry alligators

Haters who wanna eradicate us with their envious eyes

But it's funny in life, you come across men that are live

And some that are stuck up cunts like vibrators

So save this

I don't give a fuck about C list or A list

Just make sure you've got my record on your playlist

Or I'll aim where your brain is

I woke up from a nightmare dead

With a map that led to where Dracula's grave is

Now I know where you suckers all rest

I'll return with a stake that's infected with rabies

And I'll impale you on it like Vlad the Impaler

Let's talk war like JD I might tricks on the track known as a common veiler

You won't like what you see like an angry fan or spectator

The day you invade my space you're in danger

So don't get too pally

Like Willis and Halle in the move The Perfect Stranger

It's time to get personal, I'm gonna burn 'em all

Like the blitz I don't give two shits

And I'll give it to 'em straight like my first name's Vertical

You and your bird and all

So you better get ready for the Holocaust

Devz them will follow like a one man metaphor machine's on 'em all

Like Blair and Bush, got 'em shook

Cause they know that I'll bomb them all

So rearrange your regiment

Devz I'm a bomber like America's first ever mixed race President

So therefore it's evident you better fly away like a pelican

Or else get spun by the son named Devlin

The thrill of the kill's what I revel in

I came here from an alien settlement

Blessed with an extraterrestrial intelligence

So do you know what vision is? The writing's on the wall

Like an old set of hieroglyphs inside of the pyramids

I'll raise an army of dogs from the dead like Anubis

And then we can finish this

Quick like a fat man's dinner

They wanna chat about their background driller

Get smacked down quicker than a rat in an action thriller

Devz, Lewi, Zilla

Griminal, Ghetts and Rawz Artilla

I've got bars that are sicker than the Ipswich Ripper

And I proved my point as a nipper

Way back then, at a very young age

Beside big names, spitting out flames

Fuck what they say, hold tight Zdot on this one

Let's ruin everyone's day

I write rhymes with an eye cause I'm darker

You best scarper

You'll get let down the road to disaster

Cause I'm the man that's behind the bars

But I ain't Oli Barker

I'm like Jason's 'chete but sharper

Pen point at the drama

Frank Sinatra with a combover, cigarette and lager

And I've got everyone edgy