Jim Laden Freestyle

You don't know how sick that it can be

When I crack hands get pissed with the family

My brain is insisting, maybe I'm twisted

'Cause I've got mad men around me

I come up with ghetts and dogz how the fuck d'you expect me not to be rowdy

I'll flip the script like a pog

Then what you can all drop dead like Bambi

With the rhymes I'm handy like Andy

So high that I'll stand on the andies

Murder a man on the mic when I'm angry

I put my dick on your girlfriends lip like a lolly or a candy stick

Then run to the backdoor quick I'm sick

What the fuck did you think? I was ever gonna love this link?

Now I'm walking home with her old mans brandy

Listen; Jim's disgusting

And you're thick if you think you can trust him

As far as a sumo wrestler physically thrust him

I'm gonna blow like a porn star busting

Life is a bitch with a beard and a compacter dustbin

Get ya nuts in

I gotta get stuck right in if I really wanna win

How many wanna swing on this lyrical thing

Not many I'm burying any you bring

Decapitate any bitch like Henry the eighth

So dont try put it to the king

There's certain rules to abide by

Make a man drop like a drive bye

When I gotta mic and a hi-fi I'm lord of the ring

Draw for my sword then swing

For his chin leave half of his jaw line gone with the wind

Let your mouth run away then what can I say

You're on the floor with pins in all four limbs

Like Christ in his final days

Remove the skin from your shins and use it as a blindfold for your face

You wouldn't wanna see what I do

Wouldn't wanna be in my crew or be in my shoes

You wanna drop bars like these on a tune? You wouldn't wanna be in the booth

You'll be out of your depth

I'll rip a main artery out of your neck

I've said more in half of a sec

Then you could ever contain in one breath

I'm just spitting abnormal ability

Lyrically like paranormal activity

Coming out for the fight of my life

Like I'm Muhammad Ali in the Philippines

Its Jim laden

Don't take offence like a thieve in the garden

You just can mimic me

Lyrically I cannot be explained scientifically