Be Stiff (alternate mix)

One, two, be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so

Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Cucumbers, ripe and rude

Bend over, fixed to shoot and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breathe hard in metal suits now

Live right, make lots of loot and

Be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo, no-no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Watch out for fruits and mutes

Deep sleepers jerk the root

So be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breathe hard in metal suits now

Live right make lots of loot and

Oh, be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so

Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo, no-no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breathe hard in metal suits now

Live right, make lots of loot and

Oh, be stiff