(Spoken)
Mark: Well, I kinda feel sorry for Jimmy
Jerry: Yeah, but you don't know the whole story he wasn't a nice guy
Mark: Whaddya mean?
Jerry: Let me tell ya
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
He used to walk his dog
And then he'd beat him good
Like his pretty wife
And now they're up and gone
And Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
He was the president
Of a company
He kept his workers poor
He'd lie and cheat and steal
Oh, when justice strikes
Well, every once in a while
It makes a bullseye hit
Well, every once in a while
He used to yell and scream
Until his son would cry
Then he'd run him down
Well, he don't run no more
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
He got big and fat
And he was riding high
Oh, making lots of cash
Well, trashing others' life
Well, when justice strikes
Well, every once in a while
It makes a bullseye hit
Well, every once in a while
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care (Lord, he had it coming)
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care (Lord, he's crying in his beer)
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
And I don't care
Jimmy's in a wheel chair
(Lord, have mercy on this man )
