Penetration in the Centrefold

It's the middle of the month, it's happening all over town

You know it's got me reeling forward, got me falling to the ground

There's a new mag on the market, it's the best around

All the guys are talking, it's the best they ever found

All the guys are talking, 'cause they all want some

It's got me reaching in my pocket, got me forking over cash

'Cause there's something in the middle and it's giving me a rash

Now every single month, it's the same old trash:

There's a girl in the middle with a finger in her gash

There's a boy there in the middle with a reamer up her ass

Penetration!

It's the middle of the month, it's happening all over town

Know it's got me reeling forward, got me falling to the ground

It's got me reaching in my pocket, got me forking over cash

'Cause there's something in the middle and it's giving me a rash

There's a girl in the middle with a finger in her gash

Penetration!

Penetration in the centerfold!

Penetration!

Penetration!

Penetration in the centerfold!