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Dicks – Wheelchair Epidemic | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
Dicks
1980-1986
Wheelchair Epidemic

TRACK

Wheelchair Epidemic

From 1980-1986Track 6

2:18

Alternative Music Rock

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About This Track

"Wheelchair Epidemic" is a track by Dicks, from the album 1980-1986. The track is 2:18 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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Dicks

Dicks

Lyrics

Wheelchair Epidemic

Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep

Your words are broken
You got the flu
That twink was smokin'
Your times are through
Your body's achin'
You need a rest
Your body's achin'
Take a rest I say

Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, hey

Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep

Hey everybody
You're all fucked up
Have you been smoking pot
You're in a rut
Your body's achin'
You need a rest
Our body's achin'
They got arrested say

Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, hey
Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep
Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep

Your hands are too big
Your clothes look plastic
Are you stupid
Or just a faggot
Your body's achin'
You need a rest
Your body's achin'
They got arrested say

Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, hey
Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep

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Track details

From 1980-1986

2:18

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Album

Track number

6

1Dicks Hate the Police
1:59
2Lifetime Problems
1:53
3Saturday Night At the Bookstore
4:43
4Dead In a Motel Room
1:50
5Fake Bands
1:25
6Wheelchair Epidemic
2:18
7Shit On Me
2:04
8Anti-Klan (Part 1)
1:53
9No Nazi's Friend
3:09
10Rich Daddy
2:30
11Kill from the Heart
1:55
12Anti-Klan (Part 2)
3:17
13No F****n' War
4:46
14I Hope You Get Drafted
1:27
15Sidewalk Begging
3:49
16George Jackson
3:29
17The Police (Force)
2:27
18Off-Duty Sailor
2:44
19Executive Dive
2:56
20Decent and Clean
3:29
21Gilbeau
3:19
—Fake Bands
1:25
—Lifetime Problems
1:53

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