Bartenders, Etc...

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Bartenders, Bar stools and Barmaids

A jukebox and a pocket full of change

Just a few of my favorite things

Bartenders, Bar stools and Barmaids

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Bartenders listen when you talk

And bar stools are there when you can't walk

And I'll always make a waitress my best

Until the music stops and closing time begins

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[Verse 2]

Outside lies a heart that's been broke

And in here it's a world of song and smoke

That way my eyes and ears can lie to me

While I drink another shot of make believe

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