Lemon

[Intro: Dizzee Rascal & Footsie]

Yeah Foots you know you got me on this lemon ting

Yeah cuz, you keep on quitting

Yo cuz, I can't though man there's something in it man

It's the E7 lemon

I've been showing everyone about this shit I swear to you man

They can't understand man we need to break it down to them

Oi blud man go shoobs be lighting up on zoots and man don't know what's going on, man wanna throw their zoots away

[Verse 1: Dizzee Rascal & Footsie]

Yo, I wanna leave that skunk alone but I don't wanna sit drunk at home on my own

I really wanna get in the zone and there's only one real answer - get Foots on the phone

Wagwan blud

Have you got that lemon zest, that citrus fresh, simply the best

I really wanna give it a test and see what all the fuss is about

I don't doubt it's bless

So then we link up, I get a sample

I take a deep breath, "Hmm it's wonderful"

I take a few more now I feel comfortable

Pack full of vitamins I'm grateful

And now I feel loose, so glad I was introduced to that lemon juice

But if you still don't feel what I say [?]

Just take a puff of that yellow stuff and

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]

Puff the magic lemon

Straight out of E7

Puff the magic lemon

Closest thing to heaven

[Verse 2: Footsie]

I enjoy billing zoots just like I enjoy billing tunes

In my yard there's a cloud of fumes

You can smell the scent all around the room, it's lemon

Yeah you can tell that stinking smell it goes down well, it's lemon

Don't offer man sales, quiet as well just give me a bell, it's lemon

I'm a lemon head, bill a big zoot when I go to my bed

Knock me out, lick off my head

Wake up next morning still red

Rass, the zoot that I hold in my bed

Closed my mind, coulda ended up dead

It's the best ting since sliced bread

Just hear what the chorus says

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]

Puff the magic lemon

Straight out of E7

Puff the magic lemon

Closest thing to heaven

You can get halfway there for a tenner

All the way there for a score

And you'll be laughing if you buy more

You can take your bredrin two eight scores

[Verse 3: D Double E]

I'm puffing, I'm puffing, on that magical lemon

With all the mandem from E7

And I got a cat coming down from Devon

So I gotta make sure the Q weighs seven

Cats don't play when it comes to the lemon

There's no delay when it comes to the lemon

[?] the tick you better pay for the lemon

Let me school the cats about lemon

When you're feeling weak, when you're feeling sore

Bun a spliff, take a draw

When you finish that, make some money buy more

It's the only way, it's the only cure and

That little personal draw will stink out your yard like half a door

Why'd you think that I call it [?] four, indoors

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]

Puff the magic lemon

Straight out of E7

Puff the magic lemon

Closest thing to heaven

Lemon

[Verse 4: Jammer]

I smoke lemon all day till my eyes go yellow

I get so cocky I don't wanna say hello

That's why I stay chilled out and mellow

My favourite colour is yellow

Lemme bell up Footsie for one-o, gello or a half

'Cause lemon is good for your back and calf

Neck and heart (Good for your neckle!)

I smoke so much lemon my room is a mess

But I don't care 'cause everyting's bless

When I smoke lemon I don't get stressed

That's why a man see me puffing all bless

I don't want A class, everyting's bless

Who cares what high you think's the best

All I need is lemon for my chest

We just love it, it's the best!

[Chorus: Dizzee Rascal]

Puff the magic lemon

Straight out of E7

Puff the magic lemon

Closest thing to heaven