Pomeroy Nick

[Intro]

I’ll take a picture of my dick

Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick

Send it to that sexy chick

Send that chick that pic of my dick

[Verse 1]

Nick, Nick, Nicholas Pomeroy

Click goes the camera of our favorite city boy

Deadpan, match, you’re a dead man

You’re number one

Find him in his house, or walking on the street

I’d vote for him in the friend’s election

I think about Nick, when I’m toilet

I make some spaghetti, and then I boil it

[Chorus]

I’ll take a picture of my dick

Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick

Send it to that sexy chick

Send that chick that pic of my dick

I saw that picture of your dick

Sexy picture, made me tick

Send you a picture back real quick

Ladies love Pomeroy Nick

[Bridge]

Alex Cook?

Yeah?

I heard that DJ BELLZZ is coming around—

That’s just a rumor

That’s just a rumor?

[Verse 2]

Drunk every day, even days when it’s at work

Third time in a month, or I’ll go berserk

So fudging tired, day after day

Nick Pomeroy, the master of mixing work with play

Nick Pom, we got your favorite DJ

Word on the street, he’s gonna give you a BJ

DJ-DJ BELLZZ

Yo Nick Pom, you’re super fly

Ladies don’t want no other guy

Love just makes them totally high

Like a spiritual ganja, makes them wanna cry

Yo Pomeroy, you got a PhD

That’s a pretty huge dick, if you know what I mean

I just saw that picture of your cock

And I’m just sayin’, that it hit the spot

[Pre-Chorus]

I-I-I’ll take a picture of my dick

Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Ni—

Send it to that sexy chick

Send that chick that pic of my—

[Chorus]

I saw that picture of your dick

Sexy picture, made me tick

Send you a picture back real quick

Ladies love Pomeroy Nick

I’ll take a picture of my dick

Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick

Send it to that sexy chick

Send that chick that pic of my dick

I saw that picture of your dick

Sexy picture, made me tick

Send you a picture back real quick

Ladies love Pomeroy Nick