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DJ Smokey – Legalizenukes (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Legalizenukes

SINGLE

Legalizenukes

Release date: 19th August 2022

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"Legalizenukes" is a single by DJ Smokey, released 19th August 2022. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Legalizenukes

Warning: nuke music may damage your eardrums
And hurt your soul
This song is a war crime
Legalize nuclear bombs
Nuke Radio, we make your eardrums bleed (aah!)
Nuke

N-Nuke Radio
You know what happens after a nuke, smoke
Nuking's hot (nuking's hot)

Smoking is bad for your health
Especially when it's your own flesh you're smoking
Nuke (nuke, nuke)
Nukaholic mixtapes

Nuke

N-Nuke Radio

Nuke

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Legalizenukes

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