Three Little Pigs

[Verse 1]

Once upon a time in Brooklyn there

Were three little pigs wit da hypest gear

Polo, Guess and Gore-tex

All livin' large in Marcy projects

Polo was short, somewhat stocky

High-top fade, built like Rocky

Guess was the best dresser of the trio

Light skin, slim, looked like Cameo

Gore-tex was next, of all the three

Not only did he love boostin', he loved to MC

Now they grew up together, were the best of friends

So when they had enough money, they all bought a Benz

The hypes ones, pushin' 'em back to back

Polo and Guess bought white ones, but Tex's was black

Crazy dark windows, and BBSs

Skirts so long, they looked like dresses

Wherever you saw one, you saw the others

The kids were so close you would've sworn they were brothers

One day, Polo said boostin's good

But we’re not makin’ half as much money as we could

Peep like for instance, if we changed the hobbies

To something like, selling drugs in the lobbies.“

They all agreed, their minds were made

Determined to try this way of gettin’ paid

[Chorus]

Three little pigs all drug dealers

Heavy rollers, you know big wheelers

Learnin’ the lesson, crime doesn’t pay

It’s too bad they had to learn the hard way

[Verse 2]

Then Polo say „Before you go on your way

There are a few things that I forgot to say

First let me put you hip to the don’ts and do’s

When you’re scramblin’, this is the slang you use

Cop and hops, don’t stop, TNTs up the block

Try suh-in’ funny and end up gettin' popped

Ask me why, you won’t get high, understood?

No matter what, always say you got it good

And everyone has a name for the crack they sell

Like uhm.. Ghostbusters or Cottonelle

And I decided that, since it’s just us three

Polo, Guess and Gore-tex, we’ll call it P double G“

Now Polo had a friend who sold coke, his name was Tito

He went to see him, came back with a kilo

And a year later, things were going well

They had a lot of steady customers and clientele

They also had workers in several spots

And had automatic oo-wops with lots of shots

And those Benzes, they were a thing of the past

Polo had a Ferrari that was crazy fast

Guess, who always dressed the best

Had the all-white Jaguar X-J-S

And since Gore-tex always had the highest goals

He bought a nineteen ninety drop-top Rolls

To put it straight, the kids were large

But fucked up when Polo tried to take charge

To Guess and Gore-tex this was forbidden

But why did he have a condo, and they didn’t?

They got together, talked about

What was happening, Polo played ‚em out

Since he was the one thinkin’ they were soft

Guess and Gore-tex knocked him off

Now let that go as a lesson to be learned

Guess and Gore-tex was fire, Polo got burned

He shoulda known not to ever cross

His partners, now his life is lost

[Chorus]

Three little pigs all drug dealers

Heavy rollers, you know big wheelers

Learnin’ the lesson, crime doesn’t pay

It’s too bad they had to learn the hard way

[Verse 3]

Back to what happens next

Still livin’ large is Guess and Gore-tex

But what they didn’t know is that now it was hot

The cops got hip when Polo got shot

So one day, I think it was a Monday

While counting the money they got Sunday

The cops raided, crashed the door

Had Guess and Gore-tex handcuffed on the floor

Fucked up the crib like they was on a mission

Couldn’t find nuttin’ so they took ‚em in for suspicion

But that didn’t stop ‚em, these kids had power

Bail was ten grand, they wuz out within an hour

Before they left a cop pulled Guess aside

And said "Snitch on Gore-tex, we’ll let ya slide“

He laughed in his face, he said "Huh, I doubt it“

But after his first day in court, he thought about it

Maybe snitching wouldn’t be so bad after all

Everything would be his, if Gore-tex took the fall

And twenty-five years was an awful long time

So within a few minutes, he made up his mind

Then snitched, no, better yet, cooperated

Told ‚em what they wanted to know, then waited

They gave him a recorder, showed him how to command it

"This is all we need, to catch him red-handed“

The cops came to get him, their shots hit him

What ?? and took two with him

Now Guess, unlike the rest, had it made

Crazy stacked money, dumb paid

Thought he was the master of the game he played

Til he took his first hit, and ended up slayed

[Chorus]

Three little pigs all drug dealers

Heavy rollers, you know big wheelers

Learnin’ the lesson, crime doesn’t pay

It’s too bad they had to learn the hard way