[Intro: Lea Thompson & Cherry Bomb]
You ain't got the class, boy
You ain’t in his league
So don't try to tell me
That you've got the things that I need
Huh, this guy’s original
He's got the juice
Well, hey, look out, world
A duck is on the loose right here
(Uh-huh)
[Verse 1: Cherry Bomb]
Get that planet on the phone
Ain't no time to waste
Tell 'em he ain't coming home
He done joined the human race
[Chorus: Cherry Bomb & Lea Thompson]
We call him Howard the Duck
No way to conceal it
With a feather's touch, I love him apart
We call him Howard the Duck
If it ain't funk, you don't feel it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart
[Verse 2: Cherry Bomb]
To this duck, we say a toast
So get to bumpin’ off of his case
No, he got too good to roast
’Cause he saved the human race
[Pre-Chorus: Cherry Bomb]
Here before your very eyes
He's gonna be, gonna be here with you
I used to think it was all in my mind
You’re gonna see
So people, tonight, I give you
[Chorus: Cherry Bomb & Lea Thompson]
Howard the Duck
No way to contain him
In a second, he would blow you apart
We call him Howard the Duck
No way to explain him
Little cupcake of a drake, he stole my heart
Well, alright!
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge: Dolby's Cube & Cherry Bomb]
(Hmm) Hickory, dickory, duck
He ain't about to be plucked
Too groovy for gravy
Too precious for pâté
He's a funky little feather-bearing waterfowl
A quack, but not a fake
Little cupcake of a drake
Come into my tub of love
[Pre-Chorus: Cherry Bomb]
Here before your very eyes
He's gonna be, gonna be here with you
I used to think it was all in my mind
You’re gonna see
So people, tonight, I give you
[Chorus: Cherry Bomb & Lea Thompson]
How— the Duck
No way to conceal it
With a feather's touch, I love him apart
We call him Howard the Duck
If it ain't funk, you don't feel it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart
Howard the Duck
If it isn't funk, you don't feel it
In a second, he would blow you apart
Howard (Ooh) the Duck
Ain't no way to conceal it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart