Lifetime

[Verse 1]

You're a dime, I'm a nickel

I'm a Nickelback boy with a hammer and sickle

You're a square, I'm a squiggle

And I come out swinging with a scythe at your pickle

I'm a scorcher, too hot

Schvitzing through my fit, why not?

Focus on the plot

No time to watch the clock

[Chorus]

This life will be a lifetime

Your life will take a long time

Cradle to grave pipeline

This life will be a li-li-lifetime

This life will be a lifetime

Your life will take a long time

Cradle to grave pipeline

This lifе will be a li-li-lifetime

[Verse 2]

Oh yеah, start shit, I could never live without dying

Ouchie, get hit, catch me in the courtroom crying

I'm pissed, I'm blissed, I could never frown without smiling

But that's life, kid

[Chorus]

This life will be a lifetime

Your life will take a long time

Cradle to grave pipeline (Life!)

This life will be a li-li-lifetime

[Bridge]

(I could never live without dying)

(Catch me in the court room crying)

(I could never frown without smiling)

[Interlude]

You know man, sometimes you just wake up and you just make yourself a big pot of coffee

Well, not me, 'cause I don't like the way coffee makes me feel, but

Some days I just like to sniff it on in and you just, you got your roommate making a big cup of coffee over there and you just—

(This life will be a lifetime)

You say, "I'm so happy I don't have to be the one to clean up the grounds," 'cause you're not actually supposed to put the grounds in the fucking disposal

(This life will be a lifetime)

You need to dig it out, ideally, if you put it in a compost bin it'd be

Way better 'cause we're fucking ruining the goddamn planet

You know how much fucking trash there is?

Then you would know that— you know what?

(This life will be a lifetime)

Tonight is gonna be the best night of our lives

[Chorus]

(Life!) This life will be a lifetime (T-T-T-Time!)

Your life will take a long time (L-L-L-Life)

Cradle to grave pipeline (L-L-L-Life)

This life will be a li-li-lifetime (Li-i-ifetime)

This life will be a lifetime (L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Life)

Your life will take a long time (L-L-L-L-L-Lifetime)

Cradle to grave pipeline

[Outro]

This life will be a li-li-lifetime

Li-li-lifetime

Li-li-lifetime

Life!