Dragon Smash Goblin

[Verse 1: Dickie Allen & Marc Hudson]

Inside the bog of putrid stench, I do dwell

A rotten being from the depths of all Hell

Awaiting here, behind my green mask of shame

But you worthless scum will soon know my name

This vile goblin army will be reduced to slime

Baptised in the fire, it's not grand theft online

Hordes of gold that you can't even spend

Tiny arms cannot reach your bell end

A lot lizard in the closet of pain

To the skies, you shall fear us, rise again

[Chorus: Marc Hudson, Dickie Allen & Both]

Dragon attack, we're defenders of the skies (We're defenders of the skies)

Goblins strike back, now it's time to kiss your bright green butt goodbye

Dragon attack, like a shadow in the night (Like a shadow in the night)

Goblins strike back, but in the end, only one can now survive

[Verse 2: Dickie Allen & Marc Hudson]

Knuckle draggers with no heart and no soul

I'll drown this mudworm in a shower of gold

Sleeper creepers on inhuman rampage

Knob-gobbling goblins, super spreads of plague

Beware the rancid breath of the slimy bog-born fiend

There's no escape, all fear the creature from the black latrine

Behold the real maggots of the dark night

The rod of wisdom coming into your sights

Your saber's weak and your tail is wobbling

'Cause no one thinks that dragons are better than goblins

[Chorus: Marc Hudson, Dickie Allen & Both]

Dragon attack, we're defenders of the skies (We're defenders of the skies)

Goblins strike back, now it's time to kiss your bright green butt goodbye

Dragon attack, like a shadow in the night (Like a shadow in the night)

Goblins strike back, but in the end, only one can now survive

[Post-Chorus: Dickie Allen & Marc Hudson]

Come with me, take the path to the green side

I'll never join you or your stinking friends

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

You're not my father, that's impossible, oh no

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge: Marc Hudson]

Dragon attack, we're sad to see you cry

Goblins aren't bad, can we be friends for just one night?

[Chorus: Marc Hudson, Dickie Allen & Both]

Dragon attack, we're defenders of the skies (We're defenders of the skies)

Goblins strike back, now it's time to kiss your bright green butt goodbye

Dragon attack, like a shadow in the night (Like a shadow in the night)

Goblins strike back, but in the end, only one can now survive

[Outro: Marc Hudson, Dickie Allen & Both]

Dragon attack, oh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh (We're defenders of the skies)

Goblins strike back, oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Dragon attack, oh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh (Like a shadow in the night)

Goblins strike back, but in the end, only one can now survive