Crooked Booty

[Intro: Cee-Lo]

Woo

Ahahaha

Crooked booty

Make you ha, and shake your shit

Woo, Lord

Hmm

[Verse 1: Cee-Lo]

I am putting the poetry into motion

My addiction is overdosing on a natural high

Supplying the soul with that unmistakable, mystical, magical feeling that your money can't

Buy

Becoming a slave to the rhythm

There's no way that you could stop me now

I'd like to see you try

'Cause I'm already long-gone

Don't be scared for me baby, just blow me a kiss goodbye

I can't believe you'd rather stay behind than go beyond

Talk to me, baby, tell me why

Society won't set ya free now follow me

Programming your fear to fly

But best believe I'ma breathe and break ground before I die

I know it's "Live and let live," but my love won't let me lie

Make me wanna do the—

[Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000]

And we don't speak proper English

When we walk, we strut our stuff

We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough

My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal:

You're coming down with a bad case of"

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]

The Crooked Booty (Come on, everybody)

The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)

Now everybody do the crooked booty

Come on, I say the crooked booty (Come on)

Come on everbody I say the crooked booty

Yeah, the crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty

Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (Oh-ho, everybody)

[Verse 2: Sleepy Brown]

Oh doctor doctor help me please

I got this problem come over me

And I just can't shake it

(I just can't seem to shake this thing off up me, now, help me)

At first, I was just fine

Didn't really play it no mind

Until it hit another time (Another time)

'Cause my chest popped out (My chest popped out)

And my back went in (I said, "My back went in")

Started movin my body

Like I had a nervous itch (Oww!)

So the doctor gave me (Say what?)

This remedy (What'd he say?)

He said, "Pop it to, boy

And feel the beat"

Ayy, everybody

[Verse 3: Khujo]

It's the brand new craze and it's comin your way

It was started in the slums by the Dungeon Family

It's not very hard, it's kinda easy to do (Do)

All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot, yo

It's called the "Crooked Booty" and it's only a test

It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques

It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap

It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track

It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake

It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set

You just go like that (It don't matter)

You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (Come on), ugh

Pimp, get out your 'Lac

And do the crooked booty, and do the crooked booty

Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty, ahhh!

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]

Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on)

The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (A little louder)

Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back)

Come on, everybody, I say the crooked booty (People on the side)

Yeah, the crooked booty

Now everybody, do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it)

Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all)

[Bridge: Andre 3000]

I ain't got no paper

I can't wipe my ass, huh

But give me one lil' dollar

I'll show you how to make it last (Come on)

I ain't got no paper

I can't wipe my ass, oww

But give me one lil' dollar

I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to—)

[Pre-Chorus: Andre 3000]

And we don't speak proper English

When we walk, we strut our stuff

We act like life is gravy even though it's oh-so rough

My doctor diagnosed me and he said, "Now, here's the deal:

You're coming down with a bad case of the"

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & Cee-Lo]

The Crooked Booty

The Crooked Booty (A little louder now)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (Do it like you can't do it no more)

Come on, I say the crooked booty

Come on, I say the crooked booty

Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty

The crooked booty

Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody)

The Crooked Booty (Come on)

Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)

I say the Crooked Booty

Now everybody say the crooked booty

The Crooked Booty

Now everybody do the Crooked Booty

The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)