Bedroom Toys

(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)
(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)

I've been around the world
Seen a lot of things
That make your chicken curl
Your squeezing like boys, and teasing like girls
Confusing like boys and girls

Plan an exit route
Parachute, rubber suit
Are you ready for a little swim?
There's regular, queen size
Flip it on the B-side
Solid gold
(Oh my god, what's this?)

I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm crawling
I learnt to improvise

Checking out the five-star atmosphere
You want some expertise
If you got treasure
I'll pay you for the pleasure
It'll bring you to your knees
Silicone, romance
What's your name fancypants?
Got you eye on employees
Forget about the reeling
Talk about the feeling
Solid gold
(Oh my god, whats this?)

I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm crawling
I learnt to improvise

(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)
(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)

Now you washed up
Beat smashing, grab no receipt
Take the platinum off your shine
Lazy bed star, la-di-da
Petty bourgeois
Oh my, would you look at the time?

Until you wise up, you know were gonna line up
The pimps and the snitches
To dip into your riches
If you can't destroy it
You may aswell enjoy it
Solid gold
(Oh my god, what's this?)

I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm crawling
I learnt to improvise

I saw the bedroom toys
Now I'm crawling
I learnt to improvise

(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)
I cant believe my eyes
(You want it, you got it)
(Now what you gonna do with it?)
I learn to improvise
I cant believe my eyes