Trailer Trash

Trailer trash, fallen angel of the underclass

Teenage trollop with the perfect ass

Yeah, she moved in fast on me

When we first met, she was puffin' on a cigarette

That demented junkyard Juliette

With Tourette's of my dreams

The bleach blonde hair and missing teeth

Cannot hide what's underneath

That nymphomaniac thief who stole my heart

The scent of funyuns on her breath

When she was all spun out on meth

I knew she’d be the death of me

There she blows, sucked a golf ball through a garden hose

Two legs bragging how they never close in a gutter rosary

What could I do?

I got stuck on her just like the glue

She'd been huffin' since the age of two

Now my lonely nights were through

Then that tornado ripped through town

Turned the whole world upside down

She vanished in a flash

With my credit cards and stash

Now I'm left here with this rash

And I'm sifting through the ash

For my tragic trailer trash