Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter

His smell smelled like no other

He was born scentless and senseless

He was born a scentless apprentice

Hey, go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Every wet nurse refused to feed him

Electrolytes smell like semen

I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets

There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

Hey, go away!

Go away!

Go away!

I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms

Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume

You can't fire me because I quit!

Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Hey, go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Go away!