Fuck All

You can fuck the lilies and the roses too

You can fuck the maidens who swear they’ve never been screwed

You can fuck the Russians and the English too

You can fuck the Germans and every pushy Jew

Fuck the Queens, fuck the Kings, fuck the boys with the very small dings

Fuck the birds, fuck the pigs, fuck the everything with a thorny twig

You can fuck the Astros and all nurses in white

You should fuck the uglies just to be kind and polite

You can fuck the Moon and June and the Sea

But before you fuck them first you must fuck me