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Emily's Army – Statutory Brainrape (2011) | Track profile | Dork

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Emily's Army
Don’t Be a Dick
Statutory Brainrape

TRACK

Statutory Brainrape

Release date: 14th June 2011

From Don’t Be a Dick

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"Statutory Brainrape" is a track by Emily's Army, from the album Don’t Be a Dick, released 14th June 2011. Full lyrics are available below.

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Emily's Army

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Lyrics

Statutory Brainrape

[Verse 1]

Come here, my children and see what you'll find

All the other teachers try to infiltrate your mind

Fortifying you with required books

Don't you dare listen to those cerebral crooks

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!

[Verse 2]

The videogame industry is teaching you to learn how to kill

For the futuristic trap that will take us all against our will

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!

[Chorus]

Statutory brainrape

(Gonna lose your mind)

Setting you up to lose your mind

Statutory brainrape

Oh no!

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Track details

From Don’t Be a Dick

2011

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Album

Don’t Be a Dick

Release year

2011

—Bad Cop
—Broadcast This
—Ho-Lloween
—I Wanna Be Remembered
—The Gutter
—Strictly for the Birds
—Statutory Brainrape
—Loch Lomond
—Rom Drom
—Asslete

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