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Eminem – Dirty Steve (Skit) (2005) | Track profile | Dork

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Anger Management 3
Dirty Steve (Skit)

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Dirty Steve (Skit)

Release date: 17th August 2005

From Anger Management 3

About This Track

"Dirty Steve (Skit)" is a track by Eminem, from the album Anger Management 3, released 17th August 2005. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Eminem.

About the Artist

Eminem

Eminem

Lyrics

Dirty Steve (Skit)

[Intro]

Good morning children!

My name is Dirty Steve, I'll be your substitute teacher for today

(Clinton Sparks!)

[Verse]

Come with me, don't be so mad, angry little man

Dirty Steve will be here soon, he will hold your hand

Walking through the forest, he will show you porno mags

You can beat his dick while he sucks yours, cuz he's a fag

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Track details

From Anger Management 3

2005

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Album

Anger Management 3

Release year

2005

—Emulate
—Welcome 2 My Block (Clinton Sparks RMX)
—Manage Your Anger
—G-Unit Radio On SHADE 45 (Interlude)
—I'm Sirius
—Gang Green
—Smash Time Radio SHADE 45 Freestyle
—2nd Round Freestyle
—South Coast
—3rd Infantry
—Poppin Bottles
—When I'm Angry
—The All-Out Show (Interlude)
—Dirty Steve (Skit)
—Fubba U Cubba Cubba (Freestyle)
—Introduction
—Anger Management
—Smash Time Radio SHADE 45 Freestyle
—Punks Jump Up
—Ratta Tatatta

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Writer: Eminem
Producer: Clinton Sparks