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Eminem Vs. DJ Whoo Kid: Shady Classics
Freestyle #1

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Freestyle #1

Release date: 22nd November 2010

From Eminem Vs. DJ Whoo Kid: Shady Classics

About This Track

"Freestyle #1" is a track by Eminem, from the album Eminem Vs. DJ Whoo Kid: Shady Classics, released 22nd November 2010. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Eminem.

About the Artist

Eminem

Eminem

Lyrics

Freestyle #1

It's only fair to warn

I was born with a set of horns

And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord

Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board

And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford

But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella

To chop a fella to Mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller

Got you locked in a cellar

With your skeleton showing

Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya

Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death

With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet

Pumping you full of drugs

Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs

Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven

To Receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants

And given a less than 20 percent chance of living

Have a possible placement as a hospital patient

Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement

Doctor Kevorkian has arrived

To perform an autopsy on you

While you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"

Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp

And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth

Better call the fire department

I've hired an arson to set fire to carpet

And burn up your entire apartment

I'm alive to start shit

Got your bitch wrapped around my dick

So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart with

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Track details

From Eminem Vs. DJ Whoo Kid: Shady Classics

2010

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Album

Eminem Vs. DJ Whoo Kid: Shady Classics

Release year

2010

—Freestyle #2
—Alchemist Freestyle
—2009 BET Hip Hop Awards - Cypher 3
—Eminem Skit #2
—Eminem Skit #1
—Eminem, Paul Rosenberg Intro
—Eminem Shady XV Outro
—Eminem Skit #3
—Hard White (Remix)
—Living Proof
—Session One
—P.I.M.P. Remix
—Hit 'Em Up
—Shady XV Shoutout
—Freestyle #1
—Wanksta [Eminem’s version]
—Invasion
—I’m Having a Relapse Freestyle
—Quitter / Hit ‘Em Up (Everlast Diss)

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