Ridaz

[Intro]

Aw, man, yeah

You ever be in the club, man

You get in a fight

And people that you don't even know jump in?

[Verse 1]

You feel, like you wanna hit somethin', your fist clenches, you're pissed

You just wanna get someone with shit, jump on this

You're 'bout to get your shit pushed in, I'm just inches away

From splittin' your shit wide open, no stitches can save

You'll die with your eyes open, you hope this isn't the way

You end up going out, but I guess it just is, I'm afraid

Razors, scissors, and blades make Jason say, “Isn't this great?”

On-lookers participate in this ass-kicking debate

That's startin' to take place in the middle of the street

Little did you know there'd be an all-out brawl, soon as you heard this beat

Emergency personnel rush to the murder scene

But it's too late, it's absolute pandemonium, whisked away

In an ambulance is your fate, nothing nobody told you

When you left the house today could've made you anticipate

Such an ass-whipping, okay, 'til the anger dissipates

You'll get punched in the face, reciprocate, come on!

[Chorus]

So, what the deal, ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

I said, “So, what the deal, ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches”

[Verse 2]

You step in the place with enough misplaced anger to catch a case

Anxious to get in some shit, got your gangstas all with your ladies

You better go get your mace 'cause Shady said so

You may wanna pick up the radio and bang it against your face

That's how fuckin' rowdy you feel, now do you still wanna grill?

If you don't wanna get the shit beat out of you, chill

'Cause if you doubt me, you will, yeah, got me a pill, found me a thrill

I got a couple of drinks here, and I'm bound to refill

Girl, howdy, how do you feel, ma?

This cocksucker did not spill my drink, oh, hell nah

He must be trying to kill my buzz

I will not budge, so what the deal, ridaz?

Now here they all come, and they got your back in, like, two seconds flat

And that's probably a record, yeah, you wasn't expecting that

'Cause they want in on the act, there's a Cognac bottle

We snuck it in 'cause the beer that they was serving here was only tap

I'm bitin', I fight dirty, you might get kicked in the nuts

You're frightened, like, “This guy might hurt me”

You're quite certain he's nuts, I've hit myself in the face harder

Play smarter, you may start her over, you need a chainsaw to

Dig your way out or go powder your nose, pussy

The louder you yell, the harder I slap the shit outta you hoes

You set it off, faggot, so now how do you 'spose

We settle it? Hit me in the nose, we'll see, how it goes

[Chorus]

So, what the deal, ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

I said, “So, what the deal, ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches”

[Verse 3]

It's sheer hustle, I bob, weave, deflate your beer muscles

We're tusslin', the crowd's startin' to cheer us, and

Adrenaline's rushin' through us just like a geyser gushin'

Too much Budweiser in my blood, I'm stranglin' your windpipe for nothin'

My signature's ligature marks, look at you all

Big with your remarks 'til I swing an icepick at your heart

At least that's what it feels like when I pick ya apart

And dig at ya, and break you down like the bitch that you are

The predicament starts, when I throw a brick at your car

The pain inflicted upon you is so sick, it's bizarre

Shit, this is almost ridiculous, addictive as far

As havin' me wanna rip out your fricking ligaments, arr!

You hit like a bitch, you scratch me with your nails for that

You catch an open hand slap, like a female like bap

In fact, I'll have the crowd smackin' you themselves

Where's D12? I don't feel like doing this by myself, come on!

[Chorus]

So, what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

I said, “So, what the deal, ridaz?

Would you excuse me, while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches”

[Outro]

Yeah, what the deal?

I'm feeling hard as hell right now, homie

I almost feel

Invincible and shit

Ayy, Dre

You got me feelin' like

I can't be touched right now, fool, ha-ha!

I'm unstoppable, damn