Smoke Crack On The Mic

[Verse 1]

The introduction, it's gotta be pumping

So I'ma grab the mic and pick it up and I'ma say something funky

That needs to be said

'Cause I got the rhymes to make your face turn red

'Cause once I flow you just know

That M&M is grabbing the mic and he's gonna start to go

Just like this and just like that

Whatever direction I'ma take, but you know I gotta be flat-out funky

'Cause I'm a technician, rhyming like this and I'm gonna start dissing

Any sucker MC that tries to get near me

'Cause I got the rhymes that I'ma speak so clearly

That you need to hear me 'cause I got the rhymes so just fear me

This is about time for M&M to grab the mic and start saying something hype

So just watch me, smoke crack on the mic

[Verse 2]

Now I'ma bust a freestyle

To fuck with your head and make you go senile

But that's okay, I came in too soon but that's alright

'Cause I'm gonna grab the mic and I'ma say something hype

Something worth hearing, I said that before

But that's okay, 'cause I got so many rhymes in store

I got so many rhymes that M&M will just never keep stopping

Never stop keeping, I just got the rhymes that you're peeping

While you're creeping, you little freak

So you better get lost 'cause I'm gonna burn you 'till next week

Next year, 'cause I got the rhymes, you got the fear

And I got the remedy

I'm in the house, so everybody, keep silent

I won't get violent but if you do I'm gonna fly your head like a pilot

'Cause I got the rhymes and make your face red violet

You get mad and start steaming

But I got the rhymes so you better stop scheming

'Cause I got the rhymes

Me and my friends are plottin'

Kinda [?], till my pen keeps jottin'

Now, my pen ain't been jottin' 'cause I got them rhymes that are so damn rotten

I'm foiling you, foiling you

I got the rhymes so damn hot that it is boiling you

Now, I messed up a little bit

But that's alright 'cause I'ma step in and I'm gonna kick

So many damn rhymes that you can never even count 'em

You couldn't even count the amount if I amounted them

What the hell does that mean? I don't even know

But that's alright 'cause I'ma grab the mic and I'ma flow

I'ma flow just like this and get hype

So just watch me, smoke crack on the mic

[Verse 3]

The best part will be in the last rhyme

'Cause I'ma tell you all what I do for a pastime

My pastime is smoking crack, and that's a fact

So you better step out, new jack

Even though I'm a new jack, you are too

'Cause I got the rhymes and I can make sure you're through

Cook you like stew, cook you like this

I didn't write a cookbook, but I'ma still dismiss

Any sucker MC to diss that's near me

'Cause I got so many rhymes that he will fear me

You better start to run, 'cause I'm gonna come

With so many rhymes you'll think I'm shooting a gun 'cause I'ma stun

So many MCs that dare try to play me

'Cause I got the rhymes if they try to outplay me

You cannot display me, only stand there in dismay

And say 'How the fuck did he do that? damn"

He ain't Cool J, but he is M&M

He's on the mic and he's gonna get hype, and he's gonna condemn

Every sucker MC likes swallowing phlegm

'Cause I got the rhymes d-dry following 'em

I messed up, I meant to say don't try following 'em

But I'm swallowing phlegm, so M&M is gonna kick the rhyme and get hype

So just watch me, smoke crack on the mic

[Verse 4]

You though I was done, but I surprised

Here's part four 'cause I'm on the rise

Right before your eyes, I'ma rise like helium

I got the rhymes, and I'm just feeling 'em

I'm not stealing, 'em, I'm saying 'em off the top of my head

'Cause I got the rhymes and I'm killing suckers dead

Making 'em drop dead when I'm stating facts

'Cause I'm smoking crack, and that's a fact

'Cause when I step up, and grab this mic

I'm gonna smoke so damn much that I'm gonna go in flight

And be on cloud nine with these rhymes

'Cause each rhyme is so damn divine

You will look and stare, in amazement

And say "Damn, how did he do that?"

But I already knew that

I never know what's gonna come out my mouth until I say it

So if you want me to I'ma display it

I'm gonna display each rhyme that I have on my head

'Cause I'ma kill suckers dead, just like Fred

Fred is a sped, he got Jheri curls on his fucking head

But that's okay, that's beside the point

Watch me, smoke this goddamn joint

I don't mean to say joint, I need something even more heavy

Crack, and it's deadly

Now, when I kick my melody

Everybody knows that I'm in the house, I got the remedy

To cure everything except gangsta limp

But I ain't a pimp, so I don't even have to worry

I got the rhymes in a flurry, in a flurry of rhymes and you'll just scurry

Buck shots scarin' ya, but that's okay

'Cause I got the rhymes when I'm burning you today

[Warning ya?] every witch way [?]

'Cause I got the juice and each rhyme I choose

To bruise sucker MCs that try to get near me

'Cause I got the rhymes and I'm gonna say it so clearly

I said it before, but like I said again

I'm M&M and I'm swallowing phlegm

And M&M is statin' the facts so just watch me, smoke crack on the mic