Steve Berman (Skit) [2000]

[Skit: Eminem, Steve Berman & Vanessa]

*Instrumental for What's the Difference by Dr. Dre (Ft. Eminem & Xzibit) plays in the background*

Ayy

Hey, Em, what's up?

Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'?

Good to see you again, what's up?

Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

Um, yeah, what's u—

Vanessa, shut the door (Okay)

So, what's up? How's orders lookin' for the first week?

It would be better if you gave me nothin' at all

(Wh—) This album is less than nothing

I can't sell this fucking record

(What?) Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Wh-wh-what's the problem?

Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself (Who's Violet—)

Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass

Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

(But I—) I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this

Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?

He's rappin' about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches

You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicodin

(I mean) I can't sell this shit

(What?) Either change the record or it's not comin' out

(What? I—) Now get the fuck out of my office (What am I 'sposed—), now

Alright, man—