Johnny Carson Didn’t Have to Die

[Intro]

My pride is a razor

Cutting me from everything that I have ever loved

Let's go

[Verse]

Dead and gone;

Dreams are decaying right before my eyes

Everything is funny in Three's Law of Comedy

Senses dulled, I wish I was laughing

[Bridge]

Break me in two

Break me in two, why don't you?

Break me in two

[Interlude]

Yeah, bring it

[Outro]

This boy needs a hero

This boy needs a hero